Stocks and Cocks at Fashion Week

For starters, let’s all give Krista a big round of applause for finally nailing an intro. No, seriously, because that’s about the only thing she stays on track with, in this week’s ZFG. In what began as a discussion about fashion, or lack thereof, the focus quickly shifts to Freddy’s foot fetish, which knows no bounds. And, as bizarre as that sounds, it pales in comparison to Bryan Johnson’s quest to relive his awkward teen years.

Fire Porn and Hobby Horsing

After holding down the fort for the summer, Krista welcomes Freddy and Carson back from vacation. Freddy kicks things off with his Business Idea of The Week, which unfortunately appears to be a mainstay for Season Two of Zero Fucks Given. Krista, still in a vacation mindset – just kidding, she wasn’t allowed to leave the office – has been all too eager to tell her friends about Hobby Horsing, the newest Olympic sporting event.