Leonardo DiCaprio is back in the news and it’s not for his latest movie, Killers of the Flower Moon. Sure, with his endless stream of 25-year-old girlfriends, we could be forgiven for thinking he’s just another Pay Pig. But after further consideration, Carson and Freddy think there might be some master plan at work. Was Vittoria searching for Leo’s stash of Skittles or just looking to add a little spice to the hors d’oeuvres? Speaking of having it stuck to you, John Paulson recently made headlines with a former business associate going for his own reach-around. Freddy unveils the latest crypto scam and, with Gen Z relying on TikTok for its news, there’s very little question as to why degenerates continue to fall for the SBF’s of the world.