Laser Eyes at ApeFest 2023

If at all possible, try to divert your attention away from the t-shirts. The first rule of T-Shirt Club is: you do not talk about the damn t-shirts! The larger issue at hand isn’t Freddy trying to revive the puffer style from the 1980s, it’s the onerous regulations placed on private funds, particularly in light of the absurd proclamations frequently spewed by Cathy Wood.

Pay Pigging with Leo

Leonardo DiCaprio is back in the news and it’s not for his latest movie, Killers of the Flower Moon. Sure, with his endless stream of 25-year-old girlfriends, we could be forgiven for thinking he’s just another Pay Pig. But after further consideration, Carson and Freddy think there might be some master plan at work.