If at all possible, try to divert your attention away from the t-shirts. The first rule of T-Shirt Club is: you do not talk about the damn t-shirts! The larger issue at hand isn’t Freddy trying to revive the puffer style from the 1980s, it’s the onerous regulations placed on private funds, particularly in light of the absurd proclamations frequently spewed by Cathy Wood. On a lighter note, does anyone remember the childhood dream of becoming an astronaut? Carson shares a few excerpts from a NYT article that might make you reconsider. South Korea demonstrates its lack of creativity with yet another short selling ban. The incels at ApeFest discover a whole new meaning behind ‘laser eyes.’ Freddy has another business idea for football hooligans-in-training, but being English and all, he’s forgiven for not knowing that axe throwing is a Loggersport that’s been around since the 1940s. And Carson pushes back against the incompetence of yet another law professor.