Coming to you from the masterminds behind Poober and eBay for human organs, we bring you the Toasted Zebra! Inspired by Carson’s own wife, Freddy introduces their latest business idea – the Lululemon of women’s drinking helmets. Once the excitement fades, Krista and Freddy take us down a long line of depressing news developments. From touchdown dances celebrating the takeout of one of Muddy Waters’ short targets, to the PGA/LIV golf merger, and Instagram’s algos promoting child pornography; it’s been a rough few weeks. While Crispin Odey has run out of second, third or even tenth chances, we do learn that not everyone is out of strikes. The Luckin Coffee founder is back with, yes, another coffee chain.