The gang is back and Carson is pulling out all the stops to convince Krista to stay on as a fixture at Zer0 Fucks Given. The incels have infested Austin, TX for a crypto conference, where a Dogecoin-wrapped McLaren and scantily clad crypto hoes draw similarities to the hooker scene at Vegas self-storage conferences. Carson recalls his time in the Shanghai storage business, how he exacted his revenge on the Chinese VCs, and why he considers himself the Fidel Castro of China’s venture capital industry. The crew marvels at the schadenfreude moment coming to crypto on the heels of Ponzi schemes imploding within yield farming. And Freddy takes a Porsche for a spin around a racetrack, which seems to have given him some misplaced confidence in making a bet about Carson.