Fire Porn and Hobby Horsing

After holding down the fort for the summer, Krista welcomes Freddy and Carson back from vacation. Freddy kicks things off with his Business Idea of The Week, which unfortunately appears to be a mainstay for Season Two of Zero Fucks Given. Krista, still in a vacation mindset – just kidding, she wasn’t allowed to leave the office – has been all too eager to tell her friends about Hobby Horsing, the newest Olympic sporting event. After recalling the fantastic coverage of Crispin Odey, Carson shares one of his favorite articles from his Californian summer – the dick that just kept on dicking. With the news of Saudi Aramco’s CEO being named to BlackRock’s Board of Directors, due to his and I quote, “understanding of the global energy industry and the drivers of the shift towards a low carbon economy.”, Carson opens the floor for any suggestions on who should be named to Muddy Waters’ Board of Hypocrisy. And just for good measure, Freddy wraps up with a second business idea, one that could potentially turn around Inotiv’s (NOTV) collapsing stock price – the Black Macaque Beef Jerky.