A Poober Pitch and Porn Zoom Bombs

Beyond any stretch of rational thinking, one of Freddy’s business ideas from 2022 still seems to be alive and kicking. With his fresh new swag, Carson lends his support to a reimagined Poober and tries to attract SoftBank’s interest with one of the largest TAMs in the market today. Brendan Schlong probably has some regrets about his dust up with Muddy Waters on his Pantheon Resources bet, but he’s not to be outdone by the Sheep of Wall Street, the apparent heir to Neil Woodford’s ‘contra’ throne. Carson is back on his soap box about the latest episode of ‘Fed Kardashians,’ but finds solace that someone finally took a stand with a porn zoom bomb of Fed Governor Christopher Waller’s virtual event. For anyone looking for a job at MWC, please list your disabilities as it’ll surely help the firm with its woke ESG initiatives.