Carson and Freddy are back to announce their latest plans for Smash & Grab beer. Can they get the trademark, or will they have to settle on Fail & Set Sale Pale Ale? Freddy reveals his heartthrob, Robbie Williams, while Carson marvels at Elon Musk’s latest mockery of the SEC. Mobile shitters, a health app, and many more brilliant business ideas are floated for consideration by Softbank.